2/14/11 An unexpected Valentine
Was expecting to spend the day handing out pumpkin bread at work, photocopying a song for my set list at the library at lunch, and exchanging bland, platonic Valentine greetings with co-workers. Check, uh-huh, and check.
But on the photocopy machine at the library, was this fabulous Valentine from a true romantic to his "illicit lover." ME, of course.
My anonymous lover reminded me that I had his deepest esteem and excitement,that his feelings for me are passionate, genuine and credible, and that "our intercourse" is "hot like the newest Porsche." Aaaah, romantic love. Just when I had taken a break from you, you show up as if by magic, pledging your heart and giblets.